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The Softer Side Of JSABD
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JSABD
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Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Location: Blimpville, USA
Posts: 874
 Posted: 30 Mar 2012 02:16 am
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When I started looking for a solution to the obesity crisis it was looking for a solution to the riddle. I found that solution. As you may know, answers to riddle can be deceptively simple but the thinking to get there is often complex.

Let's be honest. Most people really suck. They may not start out sucking but as they live in this BS world they get suckier and suckier.

The nutritional part of weight loss is really simple but doing it isn't. You fatlings did this to yourselves but you had a lot of help getting to where you are now. I am not going to toss out any false humility so I will say this. When it comes to temperance, diligence and humility I have you all beat. I find gluttony vulgar and I find a lot of you gluttons repulsive but that does not mean that I don't care about your situation. I do this for you but more than that I am doing it for your loved ones who you seemingly love less than food.

I don't sugar coat any of this because you will probably end up eating it. This is a serious as a heart attack that many of you will have. This is as serious and the stroke, apnea and diabetes.

Here is why you fatling piss me off.

I love kids. I see kids with birth defected bodies and brains. I know about St Judes and Shriners hospitals. If there is a heaven and a God and I get to meet him I will arrive with the cancerous bone of a child and I will beat him to death with it.

I see these little angels who had know choice. Some of them developed in the toxic wombs of fat girl gluttons-- pigs who would not curb their food lust for their baby.

I see waddling fatlings destroying perfectly good bodies and then i think of the kids who got screwed by God or a pig mother.

If you are a fatling and you want to reform STFU and do what I say.


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