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JSABD
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Posted: 18 Mar 2012 04:18 pm |
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My buddy Ron recently dumped his fat glutton of a wife. She was a real eat beast. Finally he could not take it any more and he fired up his heavy duty fork lift and put her on the curb. Then he joined an online dating site and he found that when a female described herself one of the options was "A Few Extra Pounds". Ron being a logical guy thought that few extra meant up to 5 pounds. He had some dates with some girls who said they had a "few extra pounds" and they had a lot more than a few extra pounds.
Ron felt lied to. So he came complaining to me, the world's foremost expert on fattitude and fat girl logic.
I gave Ron the following advice to post on the site's forum and Ron added his thoughts. He called the thread a Few Extra Pounds. I don't have access to the site but Ron will give me the 411 on the phony moral outrage that has ensued.
A "Few Extra" Pounds?
Few means 2 or 3. Let's take the case of a 5'5" female. Her healthy weight according to Singpore standards which are them most medically sound are 108 - 130 pounds. A healthy body mass index or BMI is between 18.5 and 21. American standards which are far more liberal say it's 18.5 - 24.9 which would be 108 -149 pounds. Unless a woman who is 5'5" is a body builder or naturally muscular anything over 13o is FAT!
If you are 5'5" and over 130 lbs you are probably over weight. After that you start getting on the obese range which is very unhealthy. If you are of child bearing age it's even worse. There are men here who are looking for a potential wife and I would say to these men if she's chubby now that she is on the hunt once she bags you chances are she's gonna really blimp out. You don't want your kids having a fat mother. It's unhealthy and if they are lucky enough to escape any serious birth defects they will have a bad role model and they will be getting bad food as well.
So ladies, stop lying about your weight and for you fat ones who admit it stop calling yourselves BBWs. It's very egoistic. Do you hear lean women referring to themselves as LBWs or slender women calling themselves SBWs? No you don't. Being obese does not enhance ones beauty.
I am not going to let you fat boys of the hook either. Fat guys have heart attacks. It is unfair that a woman has to be married to a cardiac cripple. Also, women deserve good sex and an attractive partner. Think how gross it must be for a woman to have some grunting sweating lummox crushes them. Don't put up with it ladies and don't settle for a glutton.
Comments?
Ron now understands fattitude. He saw it in his pig of a wife and now he sees all around him. Ron may have settled for a chubby girls who "deblimped" long enough to hook a man only to resume her usual power eating once she landed the poor sap.
I told Ron to reject any woman over a 22 BMI unless she's really muscular. He has taken that advice. He will not get saddle again with another fat nasty albatross.
Heed this warning. Don't date chubblings because they are merely pre fatlings.
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Bushido78
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Posted: 19 Mar 2012 03:25 pm |
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| Geez, I see that you're actually quite the busy little guy on here. 1- Thank you for all of your honest input with all of your threads. We need people like you in our lives to teach us that we are weak, helpless individuals. 2- If your high school bully is still around, please forgive him. It's ok. You can let it go. He's not going to hurt you any more. 4- Forgive your father. We all have issues but I'm sure that he probably loved you in some way and would be proud of the positive and inspirational lad you are today. We all make mistakes. 5- Your mom is probably calling you from upstairs telling you that your lunch is ready so I won't make this too much longer. I know that you don't want your protein shake to get warm. 5- I have small genitalia too. It's ok. I don't feel the need to be the savior of the obesity epidemic with motivational speeches and copy and pasted information that I found from google to make me look tough, hella masculine, or intelligent. 6- Your last relationship wasn't meant to last. Don't take it personal. She'll be kicking herself soon enough once it hits her that she could have had the hunk shown in your avatar photo above for the long haul. Btw, I hope you don't mind but I printed out a copy of your picture to hang on my refrigerator as motivation because someday, I'd like to have 12 inch biceps too. 7- I wish I could give you a big hug and let you cry all of your inner emotions out however, you make think that's not masculine and would say something derrogatory. 8- I love cuddling with fat chicks. They keep me so warm in the Winter months up here in Connecticut. If my current fat girl dies, it's ok. 80% of girls here in America are fat anyway so I can find one very easily. 9-On behalf of everyone at CPH, please continue to spread your factual and inspirational information on here. Fat people are the devil. It was in the bible so it has to be true. 10- When it's time for you to lose your virginity, please use protection. God Bless....
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artistjohn
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Posted: 21 Mar 2012 10:25 am |
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I bet he is furiously cutting and pasting his response, whilst bashing his bishop
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weightloss55
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Posted: 22 Mar 2012 10:12 am |
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thats to funny in the way that ron GF says like this 
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JSABD
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Posted: 22 Mar 2012 05:14 pm |
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Bushido78 wrote: Geez, I see that you're actually quite the busy little guy on here. 1- Thank you for all of your honest input with all of your threads. We need people like you in our lives to teach us that we are weak, helpless individuals. 2- If your high school bully is still around, please forgive him. It's ok. You can let it go. He's not going to hurt you any more. 4- Forgive your father. We all have issues but I'm sure that he probably loved you in some way and would be proud of the positive and inspirational lad you are today. We all make mistakes. 5- Your mom is probably calling you from upstairs telling you that your lunch is ready so I won't make this too much longer. I know that you don't want your protein shake to get warm. 5- I have small genitalia too. It's ok. I don't feel the need to be the savior of the obesity epidemic with motivational speeches and copy and pasted information that I found from google to make me look tough, hella masculine, or intelligent. 6- Your last relationship wasn't meant to last. Don't take it personal. She'll be kicking herself soon enough once it hits her that she could have had the hunk shown in your avatar photo above for the long haul. Btw, I hope you don't mind but I printed out a copy of your picture to hang on my refrigerator as motivation because someday, I'd like to have 12 inch biceps too. 7- I wish I could give you a big hug and let you cry all of your inner emotions out however, you make think that's not masculine and would say something derrogatory. 8- I love cuddling with fat chicks. They keep me so warm in the Winter months up here in Connecticut. If my current fat girl dies, it's ok. 80% of girls here in America are fat anyway so I can find one very easily. 9-On behalf of everyone at CPH, please continue to spread your factual and inspirational information on here. Fat people are the devil. It was in the bible so it has to be true. 10- When it's time for you to lose your virginity, please use protection. God Bless....
I hope some day they make an enema for self pity and phony moralism.
Have you ever heard of something called a paragraph?
Now I have 12" biceps? The last fat loser accused me of being on steroids. She also blamed air conditioners for making her fat. You losers need to make up your minds or get together and a agree on what lies you will be telling.
Just don't get your fat sow of a girlfriend knocked up. Fat girls have toxic wombs and they make terrible mothers. The odds of a fat girl giving birth to a baby with birth defects in double that of a normal woman. The fatter she get the more the risk increase but you big fat losers don't want to hear that because truth hurts.
There is one reason for a man to marry a fat. When he leaves her he'll be happy.
Now for some pictures of the sows you defend.
OINK!
SUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Here PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG!!!
Only a pig would screw a pig.
Last edited on 22 Mar 2012 05:18 pm by JSABD
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Mrs_Slowski
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Posted: 27 Mar 2012 12:06 am |
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wah wah, what was he on, plentyofish.com? that site already has a slew of nicknames , the more repeatable being plenty of fatties and plenty of fruitcakes, if he's that offended by the sight of fat women he needs to pay up for one of the more strict sites like the one that kicked anyone off for gaining weight over the holidays.
By the way, if he puts that rant in his profile it'll probably make him more popular. The jerks on dating sites get the most attention.
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JSABD
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Posted: 27 Mar 2012 02:13 am |
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Mrs_Slowski wrote: wah wah, what was he on, plentyofish.com? that site already has a slew of nicknames , the more repeatable being plenty of fatties and plenty of fruitcakes, if he's that offended by the sight of fat women he needs to pay up for one of the more strict sites like the one that kicked anyone off for gaining weight over the holidays.
By the way, if he puts that rant in his profile it'll probably make him more popular. The jerks on dating sites get the most attention.
Ron hooked up with a normal woman. He got rid of his fat wife. There is no way he will settle for a chub.
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